128 India Street, Greenpoint
The Menu
Weight alone isn’t always fair pricing. Final pricing may vary based on coat type, behavior, and time required. If your dog is a demon, we may add on an additional cost, or ask you to come pick up your wild child.
Size Guide
WASH ME, B*TCH!
BATH
For the smooth-coated dogs who don’t need a haircut but absolutely need a spa day. Labs, Pit Bulls, Chihuahuas, short-haired mixes, etc.
- Bath + conditioner
- Aloe OR Blueberry Face Wash
- Blowout
- Nails Trim
- Ears Cleaning
- Paw pads
- Finishing Spray
No haircut or full-body trimming included.
TRIM ME, B*TCH!
Bath + Tidy
For the pups who need a bath and a little haircut cleanup, but don’t need a full haircut. Includes everything in the Clean Me PLUS:
- Face / eye trim
- Feet and paw trim
- Sanitary trim
This is a maintenance service, not a full haircut.
TRANSFORM ME, B*TCH!
Full Groom
For the dogs ready for the whole damn transformation.
- Bath + conditioner
- Aloe OR Blueberry Face Wash
- Blowout
- Full brush-out
- Full haircut
- Nail Trim
- Ear Cleaning
- Finishing Spray
Pricing may increase based on coat condition, matting, density, behavior, length, and time required.
Add-ons
| The Ball Buster Anal glands | $25 |
| The Bite Me Teeth brushing | $15 |
| Pluck You Ear plucking | $15 |
| Basket Case Nail painting | $15 |
| Knot Today Satan Dematting | $25+ |
| Holy Shed Deshedding treatment | $25+ |
Specials
The Meatball Special
For all our bulldog / wrinkle lovers (Frenchies, English, pugs, etc.)
Oatmeal shampoo and conditioner, blowdry, ear cleaning, wrinkle cleaning and care, paw and nose balm, nail trim, sensitive oatmeal nourishing spray.
From $75+
The Like a Virgin Package
Puppy alert. For pups up to 12 months.
Gentle / sensitive shampoo, very gentle blow dry, brush, sanitary trim, ear cleaning, nail trim, and lots of potty breaks and kisses.
From $65+
All You Need Is Love
Foster and newly adopted rescue discount
50% off all services and products for you and your fostered pup or newly adopted fur baby. Call or text for more information!
50% off
The Pussy Special
For the pussycats. Offered weekly.
Contact us directly to book.
From $80