The Menu

128 India Street, Greenpoint

The Menu

Weight alone isn’t always fair pricing. Final pricing may vary based on coat type, behavior, and time required. All pets are required to have their up to date Rabies certificate, Distemper and Bordetella vaccine prior to their appointment.

Size Guide

The Lil' Shit (XS) Up to 10 lbs
The Troublemaker (S) 11 – 25 lbs
The Badass (M) 26 – 45 lbs
The Monster (L) 46 – 65 lbs
The Beast (XL) 66+ lbs

WASH ME, B*TCH!

BATH

For the smooth-coated dogs who don’t need a haircut but absolutely need a spa day. Labs, Pit Bulls, Chihuahuas, short-haired mixes, etc.

  • Bath + conditioner
  • Aloe OR Blueberry Face Wash
  • Blowout
  • Nails Trim
  • Ears Cleaning
  • Paw pads
  • Finishing Spray
XS$50+
S$60+
M$70+
L$80+
XL$100+

No haircut or full-body trimming included.

TRIM ME, B*TCH!

Bath + Tidy

For the pups who need a bath and a little haircut cleanup, but don’t need a full haircut. Includes everything in the Clean Me PLUS:

  • Face / eye trim
  • Feet and paw trim
  • Sanitary trim
XS$70+
S$80+
M$90+
L$105+
XL$130+

This is a maintenance service, not a full haircut.

TRANSFORM ME, B*TCH!

Full Groom

For the dogs ready for the whole damn transformation.

  • Bath + conditioner
  • Aloe OR Blueberry Face Wash
  • Blowout
  • Full brush-out
  • Full haircut
  • Nail Trim
  • Ear Cleaning
  • Finishing Spray
XS$95+
S$110+
M$125+
L$150+
XL$175+

Pricing may increase based on coat condition, matting, density, behavior, length, and time required.

Add-ons

The Ball Buster Anal glands $20
The Bite Me Teeth brushing $10
Pluck You Ear plucking $10
Basket Case Nail painting $15
Knot Today Satan Dematting $25+
Holy Shed Deshedding treatment $25+

Specials

The Meatball Special

For all our bulldog / wrinkle lovers (Frenchies, English, pugs, etc.)

Oatmeal shampoo and conditioner, blowdry, ear cleaning, wrinkle cleaning and care, paw and nose balm, nail trim, sensitive oatmeal nourishing spray.

From $75+

The Like a Virgin Package

Puppy alert. For pups up to 12 months.

Gentle / sensitive shampoo, very gentle blow dry, brush, sanitary trim, ear cleaning, nail trim, and lots of potty breaks and kisses.

From $65+

All You Need Is Love

Foster and newly adopted rescue discount

50% off all services and products for you and your fostered pup or newly adopted fur baby. Call or text for more information!

50% off

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